Parody

Hey guys KW here again! This week my teacher decided to stop being depressing and ask us to write satires or parodies. In my opinion none of the crap that I looked up was the least bit funny, so I decided to make up my own with inspiration from this picture above.  (Beware: I'm not funny ,but at least I tried.)

Tumblr is the core website for all the fandoms. It's basically the reason why none of the teenagers in this generation get any sleep at all. Full of memes, fanfics, and relatable posts, It is very difficult to get off of. I've come to the solution that they are VAMPIRES. Yes, I said it, VAMPIRES. They are the demonic beings that your children should be terrified of. They are the ones that lurk out in the night ready to reblog and IM. However, THEY CAN BE BEAT! TRUST ME!

These are the ways you can rid off these pesky Tumblr addicts/ vampires for good:

1.  LOTS OF HOLY WATER (They need jesus.)
2. Turn off the Wifi. (WARNING: If they find out it was you who turned it off, you should sleep with one eye open.)
3. In the morning, turn on all of the lights, open all of the windows, and wake them up. (This burns their soul.) 
4. On the days that they do come outside, put them in really awkward social situations. (Most are very awkward turtles when put out on the spot.) 
5. Trash their laptop. (You might get murdered after.) 

I hope this helped you fight off those vampires. I also hope that you got my terrible joke.... *heavily sighs*

QOTW: Who do you think are vampires in this school?