Parody

Hey guys KW here again! This week my teacher decided to stop being depressing and ask us to write satires or parodies. In my opinion none of the crap that I looked up was the least bit funny, so I decided to make up my own with inspiration from this picture above.  (Beware: I'm not funny ,but at least I tried.)

Tumblr is the core website for all the fandoms. It's basically the reason why none of the teenagers in this generation get any sleep at all. Full of memes, fanfics, and relatable posts, It is very difficult to get off of. I've come to the solution that they are VAMPIRES. Yes, I said it, VAMPIRES. They are the demonic beings that your children should be terrified of. They are the ones that lurk out in the night ready to reblog and IM. However, THEY CAN BE BEAT! TRUST ME!

These are the ways you can rid off these pesky Tumblr addicts/ vampires for good:

1.  LOTS OF HOLY WATER (They need jesus.)
2. Turn off the Wifi. (WARNING: If they find out it was you who turned it off, you should sleep with one eye open.)
3. In the morning, turn on all of the lights, open all of the windows, and wake them up. (This burns their soul.) 
4. On the days that they do come outside, put them in really awkward social situations. (Most are very awkward turtles when put out on the spot.) 
5. Trash their laptop. (You might get murdered after.) 

I hope this helped you fight off those vampires. I also hope that you got my terrible joke.... *heavily sighs*

QOTW: Who do you think are vampires in this school?

Life Lesson

"Today we acknowledge a really terrible loss. Cedric Diggory was, as you all know, exceptionally hard working, infinitely fair-minded, and most importantly, a fierce, fierce friend. Therefore, I feel you have the right to know exactly how he died. You see, Cedric Diggory was murdered, by Lord Voldemort. The Ministry of Magic does not wish me to tell you this. But not to do so I feel would be an insult to his memory. Now the pain we all feel at this dreadful loss reminds me, and, reminds us, that though we may come from different countries and speak in different tongues, our hearts beat as one. In light of the recent events, the bonds of friendship made this year will be more important than ever. Remember that, and Cedric Diggory will not have died in vain. You remember that, and we'll celebrate a boy who was kind, and honest, and brave, and true. Right to the very end." 

Hey guys, it's KW! This week I will be talking about the horrible death of Cedric Diggory and the life lesson that I've learnt from it. Cedric was the Quidditch captain and seeker of the Hufflepuff team in The Goblet of Fire Harry Potter Series. He befriended Harry when they both were chosen to represent Hogwarts to win the Inter-House Quidditch Cup in the Triwizard Tournament.

During this, Cedric gained against overwhelming support from the student body. He completed the first two tasks and tied for first place with Harry. Together, they completed the third task and took hold of the Triwizard Cup, which transported them to the Little Hangleton Graveyard. There Cedric was murdered haven been hexed by the killing curse from Peter Pettigrew, who was following the orders given by Lord Voldemort.

The death of Cedric symbolizes how the Dark Lord showed no mercy to those who oppose him; not even to children. When I read this for the first time, I was completely heart broken. It was like his death made me see thing in a new perspective. 

Obviously, the world is not all rainbows and unicorns. However, reading that scene uncovered the world even more to  me. If you think about it, Lord Voldemort and his Death Eaters symbolize all the "darkness" in this society. He showed no mercy just like other people in history such as Hitler and his Nazis. It made me aware of what's around me. 

Although it's very depressing to know, the world isn't as great as it seems. Especially in today's world, we see humans but where has all the humanity gone? We can't put our faith in anyone. We only have to depend on ourselves. 

We can't look at the world as a dark and sad place all the time. There is always a balance. With every bad person in this world, there are some good people like Cedric. It's sad that we appreciate the good people more when they are gone.

I've learned to appreciate people more and open my eyes to see the good and bad.

QOTW: What is your philosophy on life? 

Myth Buster

In season one of Teen Wolf, Allison Argent looks back at her roots. She discovers the famous French tale of "La Bete du Gevaudan" . This "beast" was described as history's most vicious, most famous werewolf. Allison was told that one of her ancestors killed the beast after it killed 100 people in the village of Gevaudan. Obviously, this was inferring that, just like her ancestors, Allison's family wasn't ordinary. Later on in the show, we see Allison get involved with hunting with her father, Chris Argent. She learns about the hunting code "We hunt those who hunt us" and then comes up with her own code "Nous protegeons ceux qui ne peuvent pas se protegereux-memes" which means "We protect those who cannot protect themselves". She also learns about the Oni and Werewolves, but is La Bete really real or is it a folklore?

Long after Allison's death in Season 3B, We come across the Dread Doctors in season 5. The Dread Doctor's mission is to create Chimera's. Chimera's are two creatures combined into one such as Theo and his "pack". However, yesterday's episode proved that they had something else up there sleeve. Liam and Hayden were the first to see La Bete in the flesh and alive. It was, later in the episode, that Chris and Gerard Argent claimed that the La Bete had no purpose but to kill. 

   

QOTW: What are your thoughts on how Crystal Reed (formally known as "Allison Argent") is coming back to Teen Wolf but as an Argent ancestor?

Conspiracy Theory

Maya is Alive !?!?

Hey guys its KW! This week I'll be giving you my take on the Maya is Alive Theory that has been circulating through the PLL fandom on tumblr recently.

   

This picture on the left is a tweet that Marlene (creator of Pretty Little Liars) allegedly posted but then deleted in seconds. Coincidence? I think not.

Even without that this speaks volumes... 

 

Moving on to her "death"... It was said that Nate/Lyndon killed her but he never admitted to that.

In the episode 3x12 when Emily asks "Did you bring me here to kill me too?" Nate replies with "I'm going to do to you what you did to me. I'm going to take something from you. And you are going to watch me do it." He coincidentally avoids Emily's question because he didn't do it. My thoughts are that even if he "loved" Maya and stalked her, he didn't kill her because he "cared" for her somewhere in his sick and psychotic heart. He just wanted to kill Emily for "taking Maya away from him". 

Going back to where "her" body was found... The scene was very familiar to when "Ali's" body was found. As we know that wasn't even Ali's body, so perhaps it wasn't even Maya's. Neither scene showed a body and as we know the body is confirmation on PLL.

"Ali's" body

"Maya's" body

I think that these constant parallels between Maya and Ali suggest that Maya isn't really dead just like how Ali wasn't really dead.

  

Now remember what Mona said when she was in Radley? 

"Miss Aria, you're a killer, not Ezra's wife" and "No one to save Ali from evil"

Her riddles were "MAYA KNEW" and "NOT SAFE" 

From this I can infer that Maya knew about A or the A team, therefore she wasn't safe any longer.

How would Maya know? Here are some clues..

Maya moved into Ali's old house, In 1x01, she was throwing out some of Ali's stuff and later she brought MORE stuff to Jason. She could've easily gone through Ali's diary or went through her belongings. 

Remember where Maya worked? She worked at Lucky Leon's Cupcakes. She could've seen A order Hanna's cupcakes. If she did read Ali's diaries then she would have known about "Hefty Hanna" and then put two and two together.

  

One last clue as to why Maya knew about "A" or Ali being alive was when Spencer saw a blonde in Maya's bedroom. Perhaps Ali snuck into get some of her belongs and Maya saw her.

I think that Maya knew that her life was in danger and it wasn't because of "Nate". In her video Maya states "I've said so many wrong things to you. Emily we needed to take to time to get it right. I'm staying at Noel Khan's cabin trying to find my way out of the mess that I got myself into. And I not totally sure but I think that stalker saw me. I thought I saw him at a party the other night. But this isn't about him, it's about us."  Could the mess be confronting the A team?

    

Also when Maya talked about "Nate" she didn't seem afraid. Think about it, when "Nate" calls we don't see her phone to see who is actually calling.Perhaps it's A threatening her. 

I think that ,in order to protect Emily, Maya faked her own death. Like when Toby pretended to not be with Spencer to protect her. 

 

    

We all know that Maya really loved and cared for Emily. She would do anything to see her happy, even if that meant letting her go. 

Remember that video Noel sent to Spencer of the cameras at his cabin? I think Noel helped "Maya"leave. Noel has never wanted to help the liars before so why now? As we know Maya stayed at his cabin, they were friends, so he would want to help her. He knew exactly where the cameras would be. He could have told someone to grab Maya but to stay out of view. Thus the liars think that she was grabbed but she really wasn't.

QOTW: What are your thoughts on Maya's "death". Do you think she will return in 6B?